"I write about whatever interests me. Some columns say things I can't say while writing or editing those buttoned-down, unsigned editorials that speak for The Enquirer; others are purely for the fun of writing."

D E C E M B E R   2 0 0 0
• It's CHRIST-mas Dec. 24
• A wild ride Dec. 17
• Marlboros for Gore votes Dec. 10
• Bombs away Dec. 3

N O V E M B E R   2 0 0 0
• Sore losers Nov. 26
• TV gridlock Nov. 19
• Continental divide Nov. 12
• Politics turns ugly Nov. 5

O C T O B E R   2 0 0 0
• Girl Scout cookies and tattoos Oct. 29
• Definitely undecided Oct. 22
• The debate: Ritalin vs. Valium Oct. 15
• TV Land: Taking sides Oct. 8
• Say a prayer for the ACLU Oct. 1

S E P T E M B E R   2 0 0 0
• Scary stuff Sep. 24
• Indy cruises, Cincy snoozes Sep. 17
• Killed in the line of duty Sep. 10
• Your vote is canceled Sep. 3

A U G U S T   2 0 0 0
• Rated R for stupid Aug. 27
• Thank you, Mike Brown Aug. 20
• Equal abuse for Al Gore Aug. 13

J U L Y   2 0 0 0
• Learning to love Cincinnati Jul. 16
• Signs of our times Jul. 9
• Nacho worry: stadium's on time Jul. 2

J U N E   2 0 0 0
• Death penalty: Still guilty Jun. 18
• Pandering to poison Jun. 11
• Letter to a graduate Jun. 4

M A Y   2 0 0 0
• Medals of honor May 28
• Home sweet cool home May 21
• Best Mother's Day gift is a safe family May 14
• No apologies to criminals May 7

A P R I L   2 0 0 0
• 99 percent Elian-free Apr. 30
• Closing time at the Elder Apr. 16
• Aiken all over Apr. 9
• Aiken for some help Apr. 2

M A R C H   2 0 0 0
• Debbie Hill is free at last Mar. 26
• How do they stand Pat? Mar. 19
• Mission statement Mar. 12
• I vote for the smartest one Mar. 5

F E B R U A R Y   2 0 0 0
• McCain is a 'Zonie thing Feb. 27
• Unfair to drug pushers Feb. 20
• How to beat the system Feb. 13
• Better late than never Feb. 6

J A N U A R Y   2 0 0 0
• The state lied to us about sex-ed Jan. 30
• Some news you can lose Jan. 23
• The dream came true Jan. 16
• No time for the victims Jan. 9

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