Sunday, July 04, 1999
Teaching kids movie etiquette
BY MARGARET A. McGURK
The Cincinnati Enquirer
When introducing your children to movies, don't forget to teach them how to behave in a theater.
Lessons in basic theater-going etiquette are indispensable, even if you only rarely go to the show. The same skills apply to any public event that requires concentrated attention — plays, concerts, even church services. In all cases, the theme is consideration for others in attendance.
• Arrive early. This gives the little ones time to settle down before the show. Besides, wandering around a dark theater where the film is already running disturbs the people who showed up on time. Plus, you can't fully appreciate a movie unless you see it from the opening credits.
• Use the restroom. Before the movie starts, that is. If you know your children can't sit for two hours without a bathroom break, choose aisle seats so they won't have to clamber over other people.
• Think before you snack. Noisy treats — nachos, popcorn or anything wrapped in stiff cellophane — are bad choices for a tender drama. Not a problem if you arrive in time to scarf down your goodies before the movie starts.
• Know when to go. A crying baby or a child having a screaming meltdown do not belong in a theater.
• Do not talk. At all. This is the most important lesson of all — and one that too many adults have forgotten. For those times when a few words are unavoidable, practice the silent-whisper technique: Place your mouth right next to your child's ear, and move your lips as if speaking while you push air out of your throat, not through your vocal chords. (This, by the way, is a handy skill for any number of situations when you don't want to be overheard.)
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