THE TOP 5
1. The New York Football Giants: They're a game away from becoming the most boring team ever to play in the Super Bowl.
2. Corey Dillon: Firing two agents gets you to No. 2 in our ratings. If you fire three, we'll make you No. 1 next week.
3. Elder High basketball: The Panthers defeated Western Hills and defending state champion St. Xavier in the same week.
4. Don Zimmer: The West Hi Kid is back for his 53rd year in baseball. He's running out of fingers to put all those rings on.
5. Rick Majerus: Stepping down for a year is the right thing to do. Family should come first. But with the time off, mix in a salad or two. It's not a good idea to go in and get your heart worked on every couple of years.