DogPoppy.com

We don't make this stuff up. This Web site will send plastic poop to the object of your disaffection: mean boss, strict teacher, annoying roommate or fraternity brother. Because it's plastic, it's legal to ship anywhere. There are also monthly contests for people who send in pictures of their dogs caught in the act of making real poo. Just to show they aren't totally heartless, they give 1 percent of the net profits to charity.

Young Professionals of Cincinnati

This consortium of 27 groups for young professionals in Greater Cincinnati has an extensive online calendar of events. Affiliated with the Greater Cincinnati Chamber of Commerce, the organizations cover a range of interests including arts/culture, international issues, networking/ professional development, social, sports and volunteerism.

Cyberglass Design

Warning: Don't try this at work. You'll get so caught up in this Flash Mind Reader's amazing ability to reveal the symbol you're thinking of, time will fly by. Still, it's so David Blaine, it's fun just trying to outthink it. A visit to his cyberglass.biz Web site shows what else this fun Englishman can do.

Shauna Scott Rhone