Sunday, February 22, 2004

What's up with that?


Odds and ends in the news

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So long, we hardly knew you

Danny Wuerffel, the 1996 Heisman Trophy winner who started 10 games at quarterback in six National Football League seasons, retired from professional football this week.

In a related story, Danny Wuerffel did not retire years ago, as we had suspected.

Freaky Friday

"Smokin" Joe Frazier's attorney, Eugene Bonner, was quoted in the Philadelphia Inquirer on Frazier's arrest last week for allegedly striking a woman: "Joe's never had any problems like this. I can only attribute it to this being Friday the 13th."

That defense is not expected to hold up in court.

Dark-who?

The Record (Bergen County, N.J.) reported this week that Detroit Pistons second overall pick Darko Milicic totaled only 54 minutes of playing time before the All-Star break, comparing him to other highly touted rookie flops Shawn Bradley and Sam Bowie.

Fast forward 15 years. Joe Dumars is contemplating his failed front-office career, listening to guys say "Duuuude, remember that guy? Ya know, that guy you took ahead of Carmelo?"

High hopes

The New York Times this week quoted 77-year-old Penn State football coach Joe Paterno as saying he'd "like to win one more national championship and have one more undefeated season."

All right, who hid Joe Pa's pink pills?

World-class hack

Bloomberg News reported this week that Vermont resident Larry Olmsted this week set a world record for distance traveled to play golf in a single day by completing rounds in Australia and the U.S. When asked what he shot, he responded, "in the high 90s."

Olmsted is also believed to have set the record for the world's dumbest 14-handicap.

An international affair

According to the Dallas Morning News, the Chinese national basketball team has hired Mavericks assistant Del Harris to coach the country's Olympic team.

Wait'll they find out he's not Chinese. Somebody in the Chinese sports ministry is going to have some 'splainin' to do.




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