Porn queen Savanna Samson - who was interviewed by Bill O'Reilly just hours before he allegedly called his producer, Andrea Mackris, and "launched into a vile and degrading monologue about sex" - says she wishes the Fox News Channel star had phoned her that night instead.
"He should have called me," Samson told the New York Post. "I would have given him phone sex for a lot less than $60 million" - the amount O'Reilly claims Mackris tried to extort from him and Fox News before she filed her bombshell sexual harassment lawsuit.
"Unfortunately, he didn't even flirt with me, let alone ask me for my phone number. He really was the perfect gentleman."
Meanwhile, O'Reilly's arch-nemesis, Al Franken, has refrained from gloating too much over the lewd legal battle.
The left-leaning author and radio host told the Post: "It's a sad thing. If it's true, I think it's a very sad thing, and I feel sorry for his wife. It'll just have to play itself out."
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